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March 6, 2013

I have an event in my phone calendar titled Shakes badly, on Friday the 15th, at 1pm, with no notes and no alerts.

First of all, this makes no sense to me; I have googled it and there is no band or otherwise coming to Portland on the 15th named Shakes Badly, although now that I have thought about it I think that Shakes Badly is a great name for a band. Furthermore 1pm is a stupid time for a show.

Secondly, there is no way I am doing something that is not work at 1pm on the 15th; we just launched our new website and I am going to be sitting high in my spinning chair, high on life and Jesus and technology and that is all for those of you who were wondering, and I expect to be working my busy fingers to the burnished bone.

Third and perhaps most importantly, this is not a thing I would do: no alerts. Everything that goes onto a real calendar gets written in rainbow colors in varying degrees of HEY look at me, and everything that goes into a phone calendar gets at least one alert, maybe two, depending on whether or not a family member will be obliged to be pissed at me if I forget about it.

In conclusion, I think it is safe to say that I did not put this into my calendar. (while sober).

It is my qualified opinion that this is the universe’s way of telling me that I will be able to get my car back at long last this Friday, very possibly as early as 1pm, and that…and that…it will not shake badly. No. No shaking badly, because of new struts. Good job, universe!

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