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September 26, 2013

Previously in my post pubescent life, I had thought that it was a great tragedy, a cruel misfortune delivered me by a hard and uncaring world, that nobody made cute little bras in my size.

Now that the world has apparently caught up to its failings, I have discovered how good I really had it back in my sad old no option but ugly old lady bra life: there are cute little bras in my size and they are FIFTY DOLLARS EACH.

The world is a vampire.

I am

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